12 things to do when u’re bored in boulevard supermarket
Wednesday, June 1st, 20051.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they arent looking
2.Set all alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-mins intervals.
3.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4.Go to the Service Desk and ask to buy a pack of M&M on a loan.
5.Move a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and say "Why cant you people just leave me alone??"
8.Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
9.Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible
10.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME! PICK ME!
11.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!
12.Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while. Then yell loudly THERE’S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!!

